We call Japanese soldiers fanatics when they die rather than surrender, whereas American soldiers who do the same thing are called heroes.

Robert Maynard Hutchins

Every army in the history of the world has always had some deserters, usually much greater than we have today, because once again every soldier who's joined the Army since 1973 is a volunteer, and the numbers are very small and they are almost completely for -- people desert almost completely for personal or financial reasons.

Bryan Hilferty

The Army is America. We are America's sons and daughters. America's sons and daughters are getting tattoos. That means that American soldiers are getting tattoos.

Bryan Hilferty

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

Jon Stewart

American youth tend to have tattoos now. The demographic is changing. If a kid is in good shape and passes all the tests, do Americans really want us to say no to him because he's got tattoos? I don't think so.

Bryan Hilferty

'Tis not seasonable to call a man a traitor that has an army at his heels.

John Selden

Not everyone is qualified to join this team. To enlist you have to both meet our high standards and be motivated to serve your country — motivation or qualification alone is not enough.

Bryan Hilferty

Army life was rough. Would you believe it, they actually wanted me to pitch three times a week.

Whitey Ford

Not taking jailbirds has been our policy for decades.

Bryan Hilferty

Chief of the Army.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Only opportunity for people our age is the fast-food [places] or the Army.

Deshay Woods

[The] Army says you are a violent man.

Scott Pelley

It's not just a few Army troops that would be moving there. It would be in the hundreds.

Merrell Lane

There is no supervision at all, and the army just stews in its own juice.

Alexander Golts

Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.

Edward Everett Hale

Thank you so very, very much. Look at us all. We're an army.

Kevin Drew

Something in the Army changed him ... he came home as an adult.

Jessica Wolf

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Billy Connolly

The army commander is critically injured.

Chandra Fernando

The Salvation Army in Rochester is the best.

Dan Evon

It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions.

Daniel Defoe

It's a 24-hour operation. We've got a virtual army out there.

Steve Stengel

Drug use is certainly part of life in the Army.

Chris Gerolmo

In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.

Joseph Stalin

We're an army, ladies and gentlemen. We're an army of friends.

Kevin Drew

I buy everything at the Salvation Army.

Jay Mccarroll

So many of the boys from town were in the Army.

Sara Nelson

The PLA is a very entrepreneurial army.

Paul Godwin

The army is under orders to defend every place.

Helmut Kohl

This shirt is borrowed. These pants are from the Salvation Army.

Andre Haydel

Eventually the US Army will go back to Afghanistan. They've got to get back to that mission.

James Yonts

The army vehicle was probably the target of the explosion.

Sanath Karunaratne

We were an equipment-short Army when we entered this war.

Richard Cody

I just hope my army is sharp.

Dusty Baker

I really cannot forgive them (the Japanese army).

Joyce Bradbury

I thought I knew my daughter ? until she joined the Army.

Judy Dolecki

These guys were fearsome. They could deter anything but a minor army.

Tony Wilkinson

If she's caught in a circular firing squad with her own army, you let that play out a little bit.

Jenny Backus

You can afford a new 2005 pickup truck, why are you stealing from the Salvation Army?

Bonnie Musfelt

Salvation Army ... they've done a great job there.

Brandon Harrison

A Civil War: Army vs. Navy.

John Feinstein

I never joined the army for patriotic reasons.

Isaac Rosenberg

What happened at Aberdeen was an aberration, ... Sexual abuse is not endemic throughout our Army.

Togo West

For an old Army officer, it's like one last assignment.

Dave Reed

One of the main vulnerabilities of the Afghan Army is their logistics system.

Jason Kamiya

He's very proud of his service in the Army. He's very proud of his service in the war on terrorism and what he was doing.

Guy Womack

Why Iraq Has No Army.

James Fallows

Army Offers to Pay Recruits in Gasoline.

Andy Borowitz

It's not an Iraqi army.

Leslie Gelb

Our army is the people's army that is under the absolute leadership of the party.

Jiang Zemin

The stand up of the army is doing very, very well. The police we're more concerned with.

Jim Jeffrey

It is not an organized army per se.

James Conway

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.

George Herbert

I reluctantly left (the army). I say reluctantly because I had fallen in love with the army.

Jarrod Chlapowski

This army is the best prepared and the most ready we've ever had.

Claudia Kennedy

Fifty-five people in the Army have to say yes. Fifty-five people in the DOD have to say yes. That doesn't make sense.

Kevin Carroll

There's an army of CN vehicles here with equipment to fix their track, and yet we're fending on our own here.

Don Goss

It is green and still has some of the Army markings on it.

Jim Griffith

They were told by the Army that his body had been recovered.

Jay Gallagher

There is so much apathy... that I wish to be relieved from the Army of the Potomac.

John Buford

It's not like they're an advancing army or anything like that.

Tom Eager

The Army damages itself when it doesn't live up to its own values.

Claudia Kennedy

There'll be an army, of course.

Gilles Duceppe

Criminals do that, ... The Red Cross doesn't do that, the Salvation Army doesn't do that.

Scott Larson

It will be an old Army base in Arkansas, ... That's way too far.

Roy Grant

There is no firing any more. The Ugandan army has withdrawn.

Danilo Paiva

I like the Army (planes) best, ... They're cool.

Erik Nielsen

All the money came from his savings before he joined the army.

Zhang Jun