"Will Durst" is an American Political satire/political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers.

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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

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I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.

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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

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Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.

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On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.

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I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

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It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

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