"Wendy Cope", Order of the British Empire/OBE is a contemporary English poet. She read history at St Hilda's College, Oxford. She now lives in Ely, Cambridgeshire/Ely with the poet Lachlan Mackinnon.

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Bloody Christmas, here again, Let us raise a loving cup, Peace on earth, goodwill to men, And make them do the washing up.

I used to think all poets were Byronic.

I like you more than I would like to have a cigarette.