We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all.

217

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

197

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

179

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

168

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

154

They should legalize pot! Do it! DO IT!

154

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

150

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

86

You gotta play for as many people as you can. It's, like, if someone wants to see you, and they, you know, can't, then that's lame.

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