Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
"Sam Levenson" was an United States/American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.
If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous writers! More Sam Levenson on Wikipedia.We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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