"Samuel Burl "Sam" Kinison" was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Kinison was known for his intense, harsh and Political correctness/politically incorrect humor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to enthusiastic preachers, punctuated by his trademark scream. He died in a car crash on April 10, 1992.

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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

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