I like life. It's something to do.
"Ronnie Shakes" was a stand up comedian who made seven appearances on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson from 1984 to 1987. Shakes died at age 40 of a heart attack while jogging.
More Ronnie Shakes on Wikipedia.After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
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