Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Love will find a lay.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns).

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.