In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Success only hurts the first time.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Our heroes are people and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love.

It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.

The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

People age even when you're not looking.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.