Paul Rodriguez
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"Paul Rodriguez" is a Mexico/Mexican-born American stand-up comedian and actor.

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It's under warranty and all, but it's a hassle.

It's a very complex bill, so we're going to take some time to examine it. But we look forward to working with Chairman Barton on these issues.

Everybody really needs to laugh, ... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

I think it is awesome that we get to recognize the different schools. I think it put a greater bond in us right now.

You could talk about this for hours and you would come up with different names, a different list, every 30 minutes.

Maybe he's my good luck charm.

It's like a dream coming true, ... So when you actually accomplish it, you almost don't know how to react. You imagined you'd run up and down the street screaming, but you're just stunned instead. Like, 'Is this real?'

We're talking about champions when there were real weight classes, too. Now, you can have a light lunch and be eligible to fight for a title in a heavier division.