I make myself laugh at everything, in case I should have to weep.

Where love is concerned, too much is not enough.

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.

I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.

Vilify, Vilify, some of it will always stick.

To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.

It is not necessary to believe things in order to reason about them.