To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.

You can keep your friends by not giving them away.

Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.

He who laughs, lasts!

There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead.

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.

People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.

The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.

Experience is what you get looking for something else.

Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.