"Marvin Kitman" is an American television critic, humorist, and author. He was a columnist for Newsday for 35 years and was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism in 1982. He is the author of nine books, including two on George Washington that combine humor with extensive historical research.

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If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?

I think it's a stupid strategy. The competing networks make so many great programs and when they schedule them opposite each other, it's counter-productive, anti-entertainment and just left over from the past. It causes a viewer erosion problem.