"Judy Carter" is an American Stand-up comedy/comedian, Magic (illusion)/magician, Motivational speaking/motivational speaker, and author of four books on comedy and self-improvement.

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Smoking is absolutely a personal decision, and one that everyone knows is bad for your health. And exercise needs to be a part of everyone's daily routine. It will help keep your heart and vessels in shape for your entire life.

My first recollection is of a nurse telling somebody would you please get this woman a bed. The name is Carter, C-A-R-T-E-R, yes, just like the president.

Give compliments to others, and make it a point to interact with your family members. Speak slowly on purpose, and finally, sit for 15 minutes and do nothing.

This is what I call power joking, ... We've gotten very politically correct at corporations and we don't want to make a joke to offend somebody or another group. So make fun of yourself.

Corporate America is humor-impaired.

It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents.

Fatigue is becoming a very common complaint in the United States.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

You've got to lighten up because our lives are jokes, ... My whole idea is that we just have to accept the idea that stuff is going to happen. Life is humiliating and let's just have a good laugh about it.