A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
"Joey Adams", born "Joseph Abramowitz", was an American comedian who was inducted into the New York Friars' Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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