Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
"Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Media – Nonfiction" 2009 & 2010: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon "Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series" 2012 & 2014: Saturday Night Live "Outstanding Interactive Program" 2014: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
/ grammyawards = "Best Comedy Album" 2013: Blow Your Pants Off
"James Thomas" ""Jimmy"" "Fallon" is an American television host, comedian, actor, singer, writer, and producer. He currently hosts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, a late-night talk show that airs on NBC. Prior to The Tonight Show, Fallon was known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1998 to 2004, and the host of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon from 2009 to 2014. On April 3, 2013, NBC announced that Fallon would replace Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show at the conclusion of the 2014 Winter Olympics. Fallon said it will be "the same show" as Late Night: "I'm not going to change anything. It's more eyeballs watching, but it's the same show."If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous comedians! More Jimmy Fallon on Wikipedia.
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!"
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.
Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."
They say a dog is a man´s best friend.That´s if you´re lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.
New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.
I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it can´t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And that´s what really terrifies me.
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"