Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.

He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

I've tried my best to love you all, all you hypocrites and whores with your eyes on each other and locks on your doors.

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.