"Graffito" is the singular form of the Italian graffiti, meaning "little scratch".

"Graffito" may also refer to:

*Graffito

*Graffito (archaeology)

More Graffito on Wikipedia.

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.

Is there life before death?

There is no They, Only Us.

Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam.

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.