The only thing we learn from a new election is we learned nothing from the old.

Absence makes the heart grow wander.

Honor before profit; where practical.

Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.

Taxation WITH representation ain't so hot either.

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.

Success is the ability to rise above principle.