Justice is too good for some people and not good enough for the rest.
Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.
To find a friend, one must close one eye; to keep him, two.
No great man is ever born too soon or too late.
The business of life is to enjoy oneself; everything else is a mockery.
Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.
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