"Gene Weingarten" is an American two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist known for both his serious and humorist/humorous work. Weingarten's column, Below the Interstate 495 (Capital Beltway)/Beltway, is published weekly in the Washington Post Magazine and syndicated nationally by The Washington Post Writers Group, which also syndicates Barney & Clyde, a comic strip he co-authors.

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My Roommate's Gun Has Nine Bullets...

(My Baby Does The) Hanky Panky.

Yes, there can be. If I also pitched for the Yankees.

The aptly named Uncle Dick.