He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

215

He's a threat to win until his brain turns to tapioca.

214

I made nothing happen very slowly.

205

That would kind of level the playing field.

195

I wanted to be an announcer that spoke to the everyman. I did not want to be a golfer who held his abilities above the audience. I wanted to talk to them, not down to them. There are 30 million golfers out there and they all suck. So I'm just going to tell them how bad I am and how good these guys are and have fun with it.

136

Whatever the Tour fines me, it'll be worth it.

111

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

103