Garry Shandling
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"Garry Shandling" in It's Garry Shandling's Show"List of characters on The Larry Sanders Show#Larry Sanders/Larry Sanders" in The Larry Sanders Show

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"Garry Emmanuel Shandling" (born November 29, 1949) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show.

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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

What Planet Are You From?

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.