Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.