It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa, the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
If the real estate gang could, they'd raise the rents in the graveyard.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.''.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
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