"Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson" Order of St. Gregory the Great/KSG was an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians (TV series)/The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats.

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

It's the way I tell em, It's a cracker.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.