Dylan Moran
FameRank: 6

"Bernard Black" in Black Books

"David" in Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Calvary (film)/Calvary (2014)

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"Dylan Moran" (; born 3 November 1971) is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his sardonic observational comedy, the UK television sitcom Black Books (which he co-wrote and starred in), and his work with Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. Moran also appeared as one of the two lead characters in the Irish black comedy titled A Film with Me in It in 2008. Moran's most recent film is Calvary (film)/Calvary, an Irish black comedy drama film written and directed by John Michael McDonagh.

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"I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder."

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices.

Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.