If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
The magic is inside you. There ain't no crystal ball.