If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

The magic is inside you. There ain't no crystal ball.