David Brenner
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"David Norris Brenner" was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."

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Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

We have no doubt that Hillary Clinton will raise $50 million-plus, if she hasn't already.

We're careful not to saturate people.

Walgreen can offer Peapod a number of advantages, including substantial experience in selecting and merchandising health and beauty products, and cost advantages due to our product volumes and efficiencies, ... We believe that our combined efforts in San Francisco will yield a strong consumer offering.

You weren't doing a Cher thing. This wasn't your 12th farewell tour.

What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message. Unfortunately, $20 million is critical mass in terms of running an effective campaign in New York.

When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.