Dave Foley
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"David Scott "Dave" Foley" is a Canadian actor, stand-up comedian, writer, director and producer best known for his work in The Kids in the Hall and NewsRadio.

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A million dollars! Why, that's catering on your show for a week!

It's less lonely. Sketch comedy is much more fun than stand-up. You can still have a good time when you're bombing in sketch comedy because at least you're bombing with other people.

A lot of people come here, and when they open the (front) door the dog starts running and tail-wagging.

I'm sort of jaded at this point. But when we did 'Dead Diva' in L.A. recently, it was the first time in years I remember feeling a certain kind of nervous excitement.

The potential is enormous but it's up to us to really develop that leisure-oriented market.

If you live in Ohio and you don't wear scarlet and gray now, you're an oddball. And it used to be that you could go around town even in Columbus and see a bunch of people in Michigan shirts ... And that's horrible, isn't it?

It even looks a little like me, ... He's got my eyes, my great big bulbous eyes, and he has my stammer, (and) that affects your facial features when you stammer.

There aren't many opportunities for celebs to do promotion that doesn't involve anecdotes about a crazy vacation.