The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.
"Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson" is a British politician who has served as Mayor of London since 2008. Initially coming to public attention as a journalist, he became editor of The Spectator in 1999, then later served as the Member of Parliament (UK)/Member of Parliament for Henley (UK Parliament constituency)/Henley from United Kingdom general election, 2001/2001 until Henley by-election, 2008/2008. A member of the Conservative Party (UK)/Conservative Party, Johnson describes himself as a One-nation conservatism/One Nation Conservative and has been associated with both economic liberalism/economically liberal and social liberalism/socially liberal policies.If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous politicians! More Boris Johnson on Wikipedia.
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Ken doesn't think he's got anything to say sorry for and if that's really his feeling, then I think that he should stick to his guns.
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
But here's old Ken - he's been crass, he's been insensitive and thuggish and brutal in his language - but I don't think actually if you read what he said, although it was extraordinary and rude, I don't think he was actually anti-Semitic.
Pyramid of piffle [no, not his views on Liverpool but a report Petronella Wyatt was his mistress].
Tremendous, little short of superb. On cracking form.
I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.