Change is such hard work.
"Performance in Special Events"1989 31st Annual Grammy Awards
*"Writing in a Variety or Music Program"1990 Midnight Train to Moscow1991 63rd Academy Awards/The 63rd Annual Academy Awards1992 64th Academy Awards/The 64th Annual Academy Awards
*"Primetime Emmy Award for Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program/Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program"1991 63rd Academy Awards/The 63rd Annual Academy Awards1998 70th Academy Awards/The 70th Annual Academy Awards
"William Edward" ""Billy"" "Crystal"On page 17 of his book 700 Sundays, Crystal displays his birth announcement, which gives his first two names as "William Edward", not "William Jacob" (born March 14, 1948) is an American actor, writer, film producer, director, comedian, and television host.
If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous comedians! More Billy Crystal on Wikipedia.This guy was so large, he had his own climate.
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before!
Gentlemen, start your egos.
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great? (from "City Slickers").
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