It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them.
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