Now, 0 for 50 would be a historic achievement on any other team, but on the Cubs it is usually called September.

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The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player.

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There is nothing intrinsically uninteresting about skiing a little and shooting a little. This is the way liquor stores are robbed in Switzerland.

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This would be like a mugger given two years for assault and spending 23 months at the beach because the prison was closed.

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The amount of tears shed over the sudden demise of Oklahoma football would fill a lens cap.

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