There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast that it invented romance.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

September tries its best to have us forget summer.

People who say, "Let the chips fall where they may," usually figure they will not be hit by a chip.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

I like the word `indolence.' it makes my laziness seem classy.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.