In all the years, and all the columns you've written, how many times have you uttered the words, 'Give me a call?' Can you even imagine?'

When you have a conversation with him he cannot separate sex and food. They're like one issue to him.

It's very much like watching a movie except you're very much apart of it. It's participatory theater.

We had a friend cosign the loan. No bank would give a loan, [so] basically two other people put in $30,000 each. Then, there were about 21 other limited partners for West Hollywood. We raised $510,000 for the first restaurant.

If you can dream it, you can do it, and I like to think we did it.