An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
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