Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.

People, like sheep, tend to follow a leader - occasionally in the right direction.

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible.

To remain young one must change. The perpetual campus hero is not a young man but an old boy.

A man's home is his wife's castle.

To attempt suicide is a criminal offense. Any man who, of his own will, tries to escape the treadmill to which the rest of us feel chained incites our envy, and therefore our fury. We do not suffer him to go unpunished.

A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.

To understand is to forgive, even oneself.