You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Joe E. Lewis

 

You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


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This quote is just one of 9 total Joe E. Lewis quotes in our collection. Joe E. Lewis is known for saying 'You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

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I drink to forget I drink.

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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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