You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin

 

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


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This quote is just one of 11 total Dean Martin quotes in our collection. Dean Martin is known for saying 'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

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I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

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