You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright

 

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?


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This quote is just one of 34 total Steven Wright quotes in our collection. Steven Wright is known for saying 'You can't have everything. Where would you put it?' as well as some of the following quotes.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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