Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. -Henny Youngman

 

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.


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This quote is just one of 17 total Henny Youngman quotes in our collection. Henny Youngman is known for saying 'Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Henny Youngman

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Henny Youngman

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

Henny Youngman

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

Henny Youngman

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

Henny Youngman