Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? -Woody Allen

 

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?


-Woody Allen
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This quote is just one of 64 total Woody Allen quotes in our collection. Woody Allen is known for saying 'Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?' as well as some of the following quotes.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

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Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.

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