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This quote is just one of 34 total Steven Wright quotes in our collection. Steven Wright is known for saying 'When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'' as well as some of the following quotes.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
This quote is just one of 34 total Steven Wright quotes in our collection. Steven Wright is known for saying 'When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'' as well as some of the following quotes.