When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


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This quote is just one of 17 total Henny Youngman quotes in our collection. Henny Youngman is known for saying 'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

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A woman says to a man, 'I haven't seen you around here.' 'Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife.' 'So you're single….' -Henny Youngman
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. -Henny Youngman
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

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