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This quote is just one of 10 total Waiter Rant quotes in our collection. Waiter Rant is known for saying 'The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.' as well as some of the following quotes.
Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.
We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.
My mom grew up in Spanish Harlem and the Bronx and gave me an invaluable piece of advice for dealing with people in New York - if someone’s bugging you just act crazy. I’ve modified her approach somewhat. Public displays of religiosity work just as well as feigning psychosis.
This quote is just one of 10 total Waiter Rant quotes in our collection. Waiter Rant is known for saying 'The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.' as well as some of the following quotes.