The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are. -S. J. Perelman

 

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are.


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Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

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Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. -S. J. Perelman
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A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched.

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