The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of their tires. -Dorothy Parker

 

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of their tires.


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This quote is just one of 48 total Dorothy Parker quotes in our collection. Dorothy Parker is known for saying 'The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of their tires.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.' That's strange; your mother could.

Dorothy Parker
317

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Dorothy Parker
290
'Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city. -Dorothy Parker
279

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

Dorothy Parker
268

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Dorothy Parker
260
Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing. -Dorothy Parker
231

If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised.

Dorothy Parker
222