Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -Emo Phillips

 

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.


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This quote is just one of 9 total Emo Phillips quotes in our collection. Emo Phillips is known for saying 'Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

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Weh I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not the way that God works, so I stole a bike and then asked him for forgiveness.

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Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits. -Emo Phillips
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People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

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153

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -Emo Phillips
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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