So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushingtowards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."
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This quote is just one of 10 total Tommy Cooper quotes in our collection. Tommy Cooper is known for saying 'So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."' as well as some of the following quotes.